Crazy people and crazy glue
You know, you’d think it’d happen only in bizarro freakshow acts. Like this dinky fellow, Demon Dan, who ended up in A&E with a vacuum cleaner superglued to his dinky dong. I thought it was unlikely, but there’s photographic evidence of the act, if not the accident:
If you think this sort of entertainment is crude and pointless, you’d be quite mistaken. Superglue can change the world!
Consider, if you will, these wailing inmates of the asylum. Evidently yearning — no, keening — to be committed to the tender mercies of state healthcare, they glued themselves to the gates of Bedlam Psychiatric, more commonly known by its abbreviation, BP:
Words fail me. Laughter, luckily, does not.
