Supermouse vs Flash Cat
So these evil Japanese scientists create supermice that aren’t afraid of cats, right? (See the Guardian link for an amusing video demonstration, and this link for another.)
So the South Koreans create cats that glow in the dark. And the balance of nature is restored.
I ran this by my cat, Pandora, and she’s most upset at this notion. Apparently, there’s a whole bunch of reasons cats named Pandora prefer to be invisible when they get up to whatever they get up to in the dark.
(Hat tip: James Taranto)
